Next Season on True Blood

The following is a transcript of a montage-style preview of season 4 of True Blood.

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Next season on True Blood...

What are you?

I'm a zombie!

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What are you?!

I'm a wizard!

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What are you?!

I'm a Hobbit!

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What are you?

I'm a Jedi Knight.

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What are you?!

I'm a Level 20 Half-orc Dual-class Rogue/Druid.

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What are you?!

I'm a Crystalline Entity.

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I'm a Cyborg from the year 2029.

I'm a Were-giraffe.

I am... a normal boring human. Obviously the last of my kind.